1. facebookings:

    redclaygirl:

    guys be like: i want a confident woman

    *finds one*

    "this is too much like bruh she really don’t tolerate my shit i cant do this cuh"

    "she got an attitude"  

    (via sassysinglelady)

  2. (Source: pleatedjeans, via stability)

  3. Hoe is a genderless noun.

    (Source: imsoshive, via etxt)

    Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death.

    (Source: nephilimdaily, via louisdefencesquad)

  4. msjewbooty:

    imamazinglyonfire:

    msjewbooty:

    microinfinity:

    northrn:

    lampsarepeopletoo:

    msjewbooty:

    the word gay is actually an acronym

    god

    actually doesn’t mind if

    you’re gay

    god

    accepts

    you

    god

    always

    yugoslavia

    gandalf 

    ate

    yoda 

    stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

    God 

    Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

    yolo

    im going to vomit on you

    (via officialnewyorkah)

    favorite marvel superheroes - 3/9 - Spider-Woman (request by markruffaloo)

    (via stupidstagram)

  5. (Source: coalgirls, via punnoying)

  6. foralltheweeks:

    oh my god

    (Source: amimamano, via angel-in-the-impala)

  7. catsfurever:

    justsaynope:

    catsfurever:

    “get in the kitchen” jokes

    image

    barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

    image

    (Source: twinkwhisperer, via perks-of-being-chinese)

    buckkybbarnes:

    my friends are graduating this week

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

  8. toralei:

    Response to a reddit thread asking “What is something legal that feels very illegal?”

    (via princethistle)

  9. lubricates:

    excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that

    (Source: lubricates, via outraged)

  10. caseyanthonyofficial:

    Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

    (via orgasm)