1. mypocketshurt90:

    rinwolfy:

    mypocketshurt90:

    I made a dozen banana muffins last night and I didn’t even eat any.  Then those assholes I live with ate all but one.  I finally got one and now I understand.  These are fucking delicious.  People should be trading sexual favors for my muffins.

    There are too many men in the house. We can’t help it. We’re animals.
    Banana muffins are our downfall.

    buying bananas like

    http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140311214949/degrassi/images/3/32/Raining-men.gif

    (via twofingerswhiskey)

  2. firaja:

    "black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

    (via unshaped)

  3. narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

    (via jesuschristvevo)

    ambientheif:

    jackthemother:

    So this happened on facebook today….

    BOOM

    (via homersirnpson)

  4. loserpoet:

    it’s a metaphor

    (via twofingerswhiskey)

  5. it started out with a click

    image

    how did it end up like this

    image

    it was only a click

    It was only a click.

    (Source: 2boys1cup, via eclecticpandas)

  6. tyleroakley:

    THIS IS EVERYTHING.

    (Source: kdashvibes, via grade-a-memo)

  7. brititsh:

    "im 12 but i am mature for my age"

    image

    (Source: dadvevo, via guy)

  8. pvnkslut:

    drunkvogue:

    fantasy-ismy-reality:

    christianscorner:

    gloomyteens:

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    omg this site shows no mercy

    im fuCKING CRYIBNG

    MY LIFE

    (via telernarketing)

    (Source: teamlockwood)

  9. evilfartgallery:

    fartgallery:

    i hope you’re all having a great day

    I don’t

    (via telapathetic)